Q: Why is corn such a good listener?
A: Because it's all ears!
Q: Why do movie theaters sell popcorn?
A: Because spaghetti is too hard to eat with your hands !
Betty Botter bought some Better Butter, and she said this popcorn's better! Better buy a batch of Better Butter.
Q: Why did the farmer get a restraining order?
A: Because the corn kept stalking him.