Q: Did you hear about the corn stalk who won a Nobel Prize in Agriculture?
A: She was simply outstanding in her field!
Q: Did you hear about the farmer who worked for a pirate?
A: He grew corn for a buccaneer!
Q: What did Baby Corn ask Momma Corn?
A: Where's Pop Corn?
Q: Which signer of the Declaration of Independence was a Cheesy Cheddar fan?
A: John HanPOP!
Bill was never quite the same after that relaxing June afternoon by the pool...
Will you go left? Will you go right? Will you go hungry if you get stuck here all night?
How will you get to your Doc Popcorn?
Q: Why did the farmer get a restraining order?
A: Because the corn kept stalking him.
Betty Botter bought some Better Butter, and she said this popcorn's better! Better buy a batch of Better Butter.
Q: Why do movie theaters sell popcorn?
A: Because spaghetti is too hard to eat with your hands !
Q: Why is corn such a good listener?
A: Because it's all ears!